Looking For My Swolemate
Looking For My Swolemate
with standards, sarcasm, and a thing for big arms.
It is cute enough to flirt,
bold enough to get noticed,
and just unhinged enough to belong in 3GCC.
Perfect for lifters, gym couples,
single women with high standards,
and anyone still searching for the one
who understands leg day, macros, and bad decisions.
Premium apparel.
No cheap crack-and-peel bullshit.
Just gym humor with enhanced energy.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Heather Prism Lilac & Heather Prism Natural are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
• Athletic Heather is 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Other Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/y² (142 g/m²)
• Relaxed fit
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
Because love may change over time, but 45 pounds is always 45 pounds.
Ain't No Gas-Station Iron-On
Direct-to-garment print: bonded into the fabric, not stuck on top. For best longevity — cold wash inside out, hang dry.
About the Fit
Relaxed-fit women’s tee with a looser feel than the men’s fitted cut. Soft, lightweight, and easy through the body without the bicep-hugging gym bro fit.
Size Guide
- True to size for a relaxed women’s tee fit.
- Size down only if you want a closer fit.
- Size up if you want extra room, more drape, or more coverage.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold inside out.
Wash with like colors.
Use mild detergent.
Do not bleach.
Do not tumble dry.
Hang dry only.
Do not iron.
Do not dry clean.
Shipping & Fulfillment
Quality takes a minute — most orders are made and shipped in 3–7 business days.
If a blank garment is out of stock, fulfillment may take 2–4 extra weeks.
You’ll receive tracking as soon as your order ships.
Returns & Exchanges
We cannot accept size exchanges — all items are made to order.
If you need a different size, you’ll need to place a new order.
If you reach out, we may be able to offer a discretionary discount code on the replacement. No guarantees — but we’ll always try to treat you fairly.
Sustainability
We use print-on-demand — your item is made only when you order it.
No giant warehouse full of “maybe someone will buy this someday” junk.
That means:
• Less overproduction
• Less wasted inventory
• Less trash
Real talk: It's not perfect — nothing is — but it’s way better than mass-producing mountains of unused shirts just to throw them away.
Bottom line — you get what you want, when you want it, without trashing the planet just to stockpile product nobody asked for.
Good deal.
Our Promise
If something is wrong with your order and we can fix it on our end, we will make it right.
Some situations are out of our control — like ordering the wrong size. In those cases, you’ll need to place a new order.
If you reach out, we may be able to offer a discretionary discount code on the replacement. No guarantees — but we’ll always try to treat you fairly.